The 55-State Union Series Sports Almanac - Altamasstachia Bowling Federation - Overview and Clubs

The Altamasstachia Bowling Federation (ABF) is the highest level of men's ten-pin bowling in the world, and is the most popular sports league by far in the U.S. state of Altamasstachia. Bowling is akin to a religion in the state, and the roots of professional bowling organizations began in the 1870s. The ABF was formed following a merger of the top two men's bowling organizations in the Olympia-Esteban metropolitan area in 1895, and is currently headquartered in Heston, the state capital of Altamasstachia. The Wittimer Cup (named for George Augustus Wittimer (1838-1901), the league's first president), is the second-oldest professional sports trophy in North America and is awarded to the champions of each season's playoff tourney. There are currently twenty teams in the ABF, and each team plays 60 three-game matches in the regular season. The ABF is governed and sanctioned by the United States Bowling Congress (USBC), the Professional Bowlers Association (PBA) (player's union) and the Altamasstachia State Bowling Association (ASBA).

Balbert Wolverines - established 1909, play @ Wolverines Center, Balbert, Altamasstachia, United States

Battaglia Gladiators - established 1946, play @ Balanced Life Arena, Battaglia, Altamasstachia, United States

Colbert Coast Trojans - established 1946, play @ Trojans Place, Flowerdew City, Altamasstachia, United States

Creighton Lancers - established 1910, play @ Creighton Arena, Creighton, Altamasstachia, United States

Esteban Colonials - established 1896, play @ Esteban Municipal Auditorium, Esteban, Altamasstachia, United States

Fort Juan Soto Brigadiers - established 1952, play @ Fort Juan Soto Arena, Fort Juan Soto, Altamasstachia, United States

Foxbridge Maroons - established 1908, play @ Foxbridge Family Arena, Foxbridge, Altamasstachia, United States

Hamperhills Broncos - established 1915, play @ Grantchester Arena, Grantchester, Altamasstachia, United States

Heston Silverswords - established 1898, play @ State Capital Center, Heston, Altamasstachia, United States

Luthra City Lunars - established 1971, play @ LuthraDome, Luthra City, Altamasstachia, United States

New Scotland Impact -  established 1913, play @ Woosterfield Civic Center, Woosterfield, Altamasstachia, United States

Niyonsenga Emperors - established 1964, play @ Niyonsenga Arena, Niyonsenga, Altamasstachia, United States

Olympia Generals - established 1896, play @ Hidalgo Alvarez Center, Olympia, Altamasstachia, United States

Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors - established 1930, play @ Ponce de Gabriel University Arena, Ponce de Gabriel, Altamasstachia, United States

San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers - established 1927, play @ John Kendall Center, San Gerardo Bravo, Altamasstachia, United States

Seville Gardens Pilots - established 1935, play @ Kevin Burmaster Memorial Center, Seville Gardens, Altamasstachia, United States

St. Ann Terrapins - established 1906, play @ Piggly Wiggly Arena, St. Ann, Altamasstachia, United States

St. Kenneth Swashbucklers - established 1924, play @ St. Kenneth Center, St. Kenneth, Altamasstachia, United States

Surrey Trendsetters - established 1967, play @ Surrey Arena, Richfield, Altamasstachia, United States

Wetsitburrell Arsenal - established 1932, play @ Wetsitburrell-Avalon County Arena, Wetsitburrell, Altamasstachia, United States

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