A 55-State Union Roast: Triggering All 55 U.S. States
Let the roasting begin! Now it's time to stir the pot a little and poke some good ol' fashioned fun at the states that comprise the United States, with a nice helping of humble pie, heh heh heh. DISCLAIMER : I take no responsibility for any feelings that get hurt or for anyone who feels offended – none of the material here should come as too much of a surprise and many of the jokes for each state basically wrote themselves. Consider yourselves warned... Alabama : You made history for civil rights, and then made college football and NASCAR your whole personality. Yeah, real progress. The whole nation is all the poorer thanks to your antics. Alaska : A tax haven for moose and oil executives still trying to forget the Exxon Valdez disaster decades later. America's freezer was purchased from Russia (when it was still ruled by a Tsar) for two cents an acre – and honestly, that was overpriced. Altamasstachia : Why are you so big? Couldn't you have been splintered off into at...