Altamasstachia Bowling Federation (ABF)

 

The "classic" logo of the Altamasstachia Bowling Federation (ABF), used from 1945 to 1998.

Altamasstachia Bowling Federation

Founded – February 1, 1895, Esteban, Altamasstachia, United States

Headquartered in Heston, Altamasstachia, United States

Sport: Men's' ten-pin bowling

Championship format: Wittimer Cup

Most titles: Olympia Generals (31 titles)

Most recent champions (as of the 2020-2021 season): New Scotland Impact

No. of teams: 20

The Altamasstachia Bowling Federation (ABF) is an American professional ten-pin bowling league in the U.S. state of Altamasstachia. The league is composed of 20 teams, is the top level of the Altamasstachia State Bowling Association (ASBA) which governs and sanctions the league in coordination with the United States Bowling Congress (USBC) and the Professional Bowlers Association (PBA) (player's union), is the highest level of men's ten-pin bowling in the United States (the United Bowling League (UBL), which has teams in the continental United States and Canada, is the second-highest level), and is one of the major professional sports leagues in the United States. It is the premier men's professional bowling league in the world, and the world's most watched bowling league which is broadcast globally in the United States, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, the United Kingdom, the European Union, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, India, Australia and New Zealand. The Wittimer Cup, one of the oldest professional sports trophies in North America,  is awarded annually to the league playoff champion at the end of each season. The ABF's regular season runs from late August to early May, with each team playing 90 series (three games a series). The league's playoff tournament extends into June, culminating with the Wittimer Cup Finals. The most-watched sporting league by far in Altamasstachia, an average league match-up is watched by an estimated 61% of Altamasstachian television and radio audiences, and the average Wittimer Cup Finals draws about 84% of the state's population via television, radio, social media and related state-wide festivities. An average television broadcast of the Wittimer Cup Finals brings in an additional 64.8 million viewers from the rest of the United States and 91.2 million globally, making the average total viewership of a Wittimer Cup Finals on any media platform about 182 million viewers.

The ABF was organized on February 1, 1895 in Esteban, Altamasstachia when the Olympia Professional Men's Bowling Association and the Esteban Royal Men's Bowlers Club merged together. George Augustus Wittimer was the league's first president and commissioned a namesake trophy to be awarded to the champion at the end of each season. The ABF immediately became the top-flight organization for ten-pin bowling in Altamasstachia, and became the only league left competing for the Wittimer Cup in 1905. At its inception, the ABF consisted of teams in the Greater Olympia Area, and Heston was the first market outside of Olympia and Esteban to compete in a Wittimer Cup Final, first doing so in 1899. The league, quickly rising in popularity, would expand in the early 20th century to westward markets such as Creighton, St. Ann and St. Kenneth, and northerly markets such as Balbert, Foxbridge, the Hamperhills and New Scotland. After expanding to the San Gerardo Bravo Area with four teams there by the mid-1950s, Colbert Coast, Niyonsenga and the Heston suburb of Richfield received expansion teams by the end of the 1960s and Luthra City became the most recent team to join the league in 1971. Since the passage of the Professional Sporting Clubs Act in 1958, all Altamasstachia Bowling Federation clubs are community-owned as the state law prohibits any private ownership stake in any major sports team or organization located in Altamasstachia. The league's headquarters have been in the state capital of Heston since 1915, when the head office moved from Esteban to be more centrally located in the state. The United States Bowling Congress considers the Wittimer Cup to be "the single-most important championship" in the sport of bowling. The ABF draws many elite, highly-skilled players from the United States, Canada, Europe, Japan and Australia, although Altamasstachia-native Americans have historically constituted the majority of the players in the league. The Olympia Generals have the most Wittimer Cup championships at 31, and the New Scotland Impact are the defending league champions, having defeated the Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors in five games to win the 2021 Wittimer Cup Finals, their fifth championship.

Current teams (as of the 2021 Altamasstachia Bowling Federation season)

Balbert Wolverines - established 1909, based in Balbert, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Wolverines Center)

Battaglia Gladiators - established 1946, based in Battaglia, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Balanced Life Arena)

Colbert Coast Trojans - established 1946, based in Flowerdew City, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Trojans Place)

Creighton Lancers - established 1910, based in Creighton, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Creighton Arena) [a]

Esteban Colonials - established 1896, based in Esteban, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Esteban Municipal Auditorium) [b]

Fort Juan Soto Brigadiers - established 1952, based in Fort Juan Soto, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Fort Juan Soto Arena)

Foxbridge Maroons - established 1908, based in Foxbridge, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Foxbridge Family Arena)

Hamperhills Broncos - established 1915, based in Grantchester, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Grantchester Arena)

Heston Silverswords - established 1898, based in Heston, Altamasstachia (play home games @ State Capital Center) [c]

Luthra City Lunars - established 1971, based in Luthra City, Altamasstachia (play home games @ LuthraDome)

New Scotland Impact -  established 1913, based in Woosterfield, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Woosterfield Civic Center) [d]

Niyonsenga Emperors - established 1964, based in Niyonsenga, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Niyonsenga Arena)

Olympia Generals - established 1896, based in Olympia, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Hidalgo Alvarez Arena)

Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors - established 1930, based in Ponce de Gabriel, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Ponce de Gabriel University Arena)

San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers - established 1927, based in San Gerardo Bravo, Altamasstachia (play home games @ John Kendall Center)

Seville Gardens Pilots - established 1935, based in Seville Gardens, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Kevin Burmaster Memorial Center)

St. Ann Terrapins - established 1906, based in St. Ann, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Piggly Wiggly Arena)

St. Kenneth Swashbucklers - established 1924, based in St. Kenneth, Altamasstachia (play home games @ St. Kenneth Center)

Surrey Trendsetters - established 1967, based in Richfield, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Surrey Arena)

Wetsitburrell Arsenal - established 1932, based in Wetsitburrell, Altamasstachia (play home games @ Wetsitburrell-Avalon County Arena)

a. Previously known as Creighton Sporting Association (1910-1922) and Creighton Sporting (1922-1923). Adopted current moniker in 1924.

b. Previously known as Esteban Bowling Club (1896-1911). Adopted current moniker in 1912.

c. Previously known as Heston Silver Trading Co. Bowler's Association (1898-1907), Heston Silver Trading (1908-1915), and Heston Silver Swords (1916-1920). Adopted current moniker in 1921.

d. Previously known as New Scotland Athletic Association (1913-1951). Adopted current moniker in 1952.

NOTE: The only team to have ever competed for, and won, the Wittimer Cup in a season of the Altamasstachia Bowling Federation and have since exited the league is the St. Ignatius Regents. The St. Ignatius Regents, which were founded in 1902 and began competing in the league that same year, lost in the 1907 Wittimer Cup and won the 1914 Wittimer Cup. They left the Altamasstachia Bowling Federation in 1947 citing financial difficulties, and currently compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League as of 2021, who they joined in 1972, and are an affiliate of the Olympia Generals.

Wittimer Cup Finals Results 1896-2021

1896 - Esteban Bowling Club 4, Olympia Generals 3

1897 - Olympia Generals 4, Esteban Bowling Club 3

1898 - Olympia Generals 4, Esteban Bowling Club 2

1899 - Esteban Bowling Club 4, Heston Silver Trading Co. Bowler's Association 1

1900 - Esteban Bowling Club 4, Olympia Generals 3

1901 - Esteban Bowling Club 4, Olympia Generals 1

1902 - Olympia Generals 4, Heston Silver Trading Co. Bowler's Association 0

1903 - Esteban Bowling Club 4, Olympia Generals 3

1904 - Olympia Generals 4, Esteban Bowling Club 2

1905 - Olympia Generals 4, Esteban Bowling Club 0

1906 - Olympia Generals 4, Esteban Bowling Club 0

1907 - Olympia Generals 4, St. Ignatius Regents 0

1908 - Olympia Generals 4, Esteban Bowling Club 1

1909 - Olympia Generals 4, St. Ann Terrapins 2

1910 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Olympia Generals 1

1911 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Esteban Bowling Club 3

1912 - Olympia Generals 4, Creighton Sporting Association 2

1913 - Balbert Wolverines 4, Esteban Colonials 2

1914 - St. Ignatius Regents 4, St. Ann Terrapins 3

1915 - Esteban Colonials 4, Olympia Generals 1

1916 - Esteban Colonials 4, Creighton Sporting Association 2

1917 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Balbert Wolverines 0

1918 - Creighton Sporting Association 4, Esteban Colonials 3

1919 - Series between Foxbridge Maroons and St. Ann Terrapins not played due to influenza epidemic - Wittimer Cup not awarded 

1920 - Olympia Generals 4, New Scotland Athletic Association 1

1921 - Heston Silverswords 4, Esteban Colonials 2

1922 - Esteban Colonials 4, Creighton Sporting 1

1923 - Foxbridge Maroons 4, St. Ann Terrapins 3

1924 - Hamperhills Broncos 4, Esteban Colonials 3

1925 - Hamperhills Broncos 4, Heston Silverswords 2

1926 - Heston Silverswords 4, Hamperhills Broncos 3

1927 - Heston Silverswords 4, Foxbridge Maroons 3

1928 - Heston Silverswords 4, Balbert Wolverines 1

1929 - New Scotland Athletic Association 4, Creighton Lancers 3

1930 - Balbert Wolverines 4, Olympia Generals 3

1931 - St. Kenneth Swashbucklers 4, Esteban Colonials 0

1932 - Esteban Colonials 4, St. Kenneth Swashbucklers 2

1933 - Olympia Generals 4, St. Ann Terrapins 0

1934 - Foxbridge Maroons 4, New Scotland Athletic Association 1

1935 - Creighton Lancers 4, Esteban Colonials 3

1936 - Olympia Generals 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 1

1937 - Heston Silverswords 4, Balbert Wolverines 3

1938 - Olympia Generals 4, Balbert Wolverines 1

1939 - Olympia Generals 4, Foxbridge Maroons 1

1940 - Olympia Generals 4, Creighton Lancers 0

1941 - Olympia Generals 4, Balbert Wolverines 2

1942 - Balbert Wolverines 4, Wetsitburrell Arsenal 3

1943 - Wetsitburrell Arsenal 4, St. Ann Terrapins 1

1944 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Olympia Generals 3

1945 - Heston Silverswords 4, St. Kenneth Swashbucklers 3

1946 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, New Scotland Athletic Association 0

1947 - St. Kenneth Swashbucklers 4, Seville Gardens Pilots 2

1948 - Olympia Generals 4, Heston Silverswords 0

1949 - Olympia Generals 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 2

1950 - Wetsitburrell Arsenal 4, St. Kenneth Swashbucklers 1

1951 - Olympia Generals 4, St. Kenneth Swashbucklers 2

1952 - Olympia Generals 4, Balbert Wolverines 1

1953 - Olympia Generals 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 1

1954 - Olympia Generals 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 2

1955 - Esteban Colonials 4, Foxbridge Maroons 3

1956 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Esteban Colonials 3

1957 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Colbert Coast Trojans 2

1958 - Wetsitburrell Arsenal 4, New Scotland Impact 2

1959 - Olympia Generals 4, St. Ann Terrapins 0

1960 - Olympia Generals 4, Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors 1

1961 - Heston Silverswords 4, Creighton Lancers 3

1962 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Wetsitburrell Arsenal 0

1963 - Seville Gardens Pilots 4, Battaglia Gladiators 2

1964 - Creighton Lancers 4, Seville Gardens Pilots 2

1965 - Olympia Generals 4, Creighton Lancers 3

1966 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Olympia Generals 0

1967 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Heston Silverswords 2

1968 - Olympia Generals 4, Battaglia Gladiators 1

1969 - Seville Gardens Pilots 4, St. Ann Terrapins 1

1970 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Olympia Generals 3

1971 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, New Scotland Impact 2

1972 - Wetsitburrell Arsenal 4, Hamperhills Broncos 0

1973 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Seville Gardens Pilots 3

1974 - Olympia Generals 4, Niyonsenga Emperors 2

1975 - Foxbridge Maroons 4, Niyonsenga Emperors 1

1976 - New Scotland Impact 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 2

1977 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Esteban Colonials 2

1978 - Wetsitburrell Arsenal 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 3

1979 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Wetsitburrell Arsenal 3

1980 - Hamperhills Broncos 4, Creighton Lancers 2

1981 - Niyonsenga Emperors 4, Wetsitburrell Arsenal 1

1982 - Niyonsenga Emperors 4, New Scotland Impact 0

1983 - Foxbridge Maroons 4, Creighton Lancers 2

1984 - Battaglia Gladiators 4, Esteban Colonials 1

1985 - Niyonsenga Emperors 4, Hamperhills Broncos 2

1986 - Niyonsenga Emperors 4, Seville Gardens Pilots 3

1987 - Niyonsenga Emperors 4, Heston Silverswords 1

1988 - Niyonsenga Emperors 4, Colbert Coast Trojans 2

1989 - Seville Gardens Pilots 4, Fort Juan Soto Brigadiers 3

1990 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Seville Gardens Pilots 2

1991 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Balbert Wolverines 0

1992 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Wetsitburrell Arsenal 2

1993 - Hamperhills Broncos 4, Surrey Trendsetters 0

1994 - Surrey Trendsetters 4, Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors 2

1995 - Heston Silverswords 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 1

1996 - Olympia Generals 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 3

1997 - Olympia Generals 4, St. Ann Terrapins 2

1998 - Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors 4, Seville Gardens Pilots 3

1999 - Battaglia Gladiators 4, Seville Gardens Pilots 3

2000 - Olympia Generals 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 1

2001 - Colbert Coast Trojans 4, St. Ann Terrapins 3

2002 - Luthra City Lunars 4, New Scotland Impact 3

2003 - Colbert Coast Trojans 4, Battaglia Gladiators 2

2004 - Colbert Coast Trojans 4, Foxbridge Maroons 1

2005 - Battaglia Gladiators 4, Olympia Generals 3

2006 - St. Ann Terrapins 4, Colbert Coast Trojans 2

2007 - Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors 4, Wetsitburrell Arsenal 0

2008 - Esteban Colonials 4, Creighton Lancers 3

2009 - Balbert Wolverines 4, New Scotland Impact 3

2010 - Surrey Trendsetters 4, Fort Juan Soto Brigadiers 1

2011 - New Scotland Impact 4, Creighton Lancers 3

2012 - New Scotland Impact 4, St. Ann Terrapins 3

2013 - Esteban Colonials 4, San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 3

2014 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Wetsitburrell Arsenal 3

2015 - San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers 4, Colbert Coast Trojans 1

2016 - Esteban Colonials 4, St. Kenneth Swashbucklers 3

2017 - Wetsitburrell Arsenal 4, Foxbridge Maroons 3

2018 - Fort Juan Soto Brigadiers 4, Colbert Coast Trojans 2

2019 - Esteban Colonials 4, Battaglia Gladiators 2

2020 - Heston Silverswords 4, Creighton Lancers 1

2021 - New Scotland Impact 4, Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors 1

Championships by team (active, no longer participating or defunct)

Olympia Generals - 1897, 1898, 1902, 1904, 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1909, 1912, 1920, 1933, 1936, 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1948, 1949, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1959, 1960, 1965, 1968, 1974, 1996, 1997, 2000 (31)

Esteban Colonials - 1896, 1899, 1900, 1901, 1903, 1915, 1916, 1922, 1932, 1955, 2008, 2013, 2016, 2019 (14)

San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers - 1944, 1946, 1962, 1966, 1967, 1977, 1979, 1990, 1991, 1992, 2014, 2015 (12)

Heston Silverswords - 1921, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1937, 1945, 1961, 1995, 2020 (9)

St. Ann Terrapins - 1910, 1911, 1917, 1956, 1957, 1970, 1971, 1973, 2006 (9)

Niyonsenga Emperors - 1981, 1982, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988 (6)

Wetsitburrell Arsenal - 1943, 1950, 1958, 1972, 1978, 2017 (6)

New Scotland Impact - 1929, 1976, 2011, 2012, 2021 (5)

Balbert Wolverines - 1913, 1930, 1942, 2009 (4)

Foxbridge Maroons - 1923, 1934, 1975, 1983 (4)

Hamperhills Broncos - 1924, 1925, 1980, 1993 (4)

Battaglia Gladiators - 1984, 1999, 2005 (3)

Colbert Coast Trojans - 2001, 2003, 2004 (3)

Creighton Lancers - 1918, 1935, 1964 (3)

Seville Gardens Pilots - 1963, 1969, 1989 (3)

Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors - 1998, 2007 (2)

St. Kenneth Swashbucklers - 1931, 1947 (2)

Surrey Trendsetters - 1994, 2010 (2)

Fort Juan Soto Brigadiers - 2018 (1)

Luthra City Lunars - 2002 (1)

St. Ignatius Regents * - 1914 (1)

* - no longer an active participant in the Altamasstachia Bowling Federation.

List of Altamasstachia Bowling Federation Affiliate Teams

Affiliate teams of ABF clubs play in either the Northern Altamasstachia Pro Association (NAPA) or the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League (SAFAL). These two minor league pro-bowling associations are the second-highest level of men's ten-pin bowling in the U.S. state of Altamasstachia, and have their own playoff and championship tourneys (although there have been efforts to organize a championship tourney that would be contested between the champions of both the NAPA and the SAFAL). Eight teams comprise the NAPA, while 32 teams comprise the SAFAL. Of note is the St. Ignatius Regents, who were founded in 1902 and competed for the Wittimer Cup twice (losing in 1907 and winning in 1914), and left the Altamasstachia Bowling Federation in 1947. After operating as an independent league bowling club for 25 years, they joined the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League in 1972 and are currently an affiliate of the Olympia Generals.

Balbert Wolverines (these teams compete in the Northern Altamasstachia Pro Association)

a) - Cathlamet Spikes - established 1912, based in Cathlamet, Altamasstachia

b) - Incogniemi Doubledays - established 1927, based in Incogniemi, Altamasstachia

Battaglia Gladiators (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Hollister Heights Trappers - established 1942, based in Hollister Heights, Altamasstachia

b) - Yastoria Marlins - established 1940, based in Yastoria, Altamasstachia

Colbert Coast Trojans (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - St. David Coyotes - established 1935, based in St. David, Altamasstachia

b) - St. Jacob Pathfinders - established 1935, based in St. Jacob, Altamasstachia

Creighton Lancers (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Orford Beach Ironbirds - established 1933, based in Orford Beach, Altamasstachia

b) - Van Maurer Centurions - established 1932, based in Van Maurer, Altamasstachia

Esteban Colonials (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Everado Shockwave - established 1931, based in Everado, Altamasstachia

b) - Los Reyes Cougars - established 1914, based in Los Reyes, Altamasstachia

Fort Juan Soto Brigadiers (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - La Quinta Jammers - established 1936, based in La Quinta, Altamasstachia

b) - Parchester White Jackets - established 1928, based in Parchester, Altamasstachia

Foxbridge Maroons (these teams compete in the Northern Altamasstachia Pro Association)

a) - Maupinmoor Galloping Ghosts - established 1924, based in Maupinmoor, Altamasstachia

b) - Wapinitia Turtles - established 1922, based in Wapinitia, Altamasstachia

Hamperhills Broncos (these teams compete in the Northern Altamasstachia Pro Association)

a) - Burlington Monarchs - established 1918, based in Burlington, Altamasstachia

b) - St. Pierre Penguins - established 1922, based in St. Pierre, Altamasstachia

Heston Silverswords (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Allandale Frog Pack - established 1906, based in Allandale, Altamasstachia

b) - Kingdom City Crusaders - established 1911, based in Kingdom City, Altamasstachia

Luthra City Lunars (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Casa Conejo Brahmas - established 1943, based in Casa Conejo, Altamasstachia

b) - St. Sebastian River Otters - established 1938, based in St. Sebastian, Altamasstachia

New Scotland Impact (these teams compete in the Northern Altamasstachia Pro Association)

a) - Bristol Bay Navigators - established 1926, based in Bristol Bay, Altamasstachia

b) - St. Abraham Vulcans - established 1926, based in St. Abraham, Altamasstachia

Niyonsenga Emperors (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Akitakata Golden Wave - established 1958, based in Akitakata, Altamasstachia

b) - Palo Alto Seagulls - established 1950, based in Palo Alto, Altamasstachia

Olympia Generals (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Homestead Warhawks - established 1902, based in Homestead, Altamasstachia

b) - St. Ignatius Regents - established 1902, based in St. Ignatius, Altamasstachia

Ponce de Gabriel Conquistadors (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Laurel Annex Islanders - established 1940, based in Laurel Annex, Altamasstachia

b) - Monte Alberro Mules - established 1944, based in Monte Alberro, Altamasstachia

San Gerardo Bravo Cavaliers (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Fraccionamiento Mérida Inferno - established 1936, based in Fraccionamiento Mérida, Altamasstachia

b) - Lawrence Heights Defenders - established 1936, based in Lawrence Heights, Altamasstachia

Seville Gardens Pilots (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Boucherville Conquest - established 1942, based in Boucherville, Altamasstachia

b) - Howardville Stormers - established 1940, based in Howardville, Altamasstachia

St. Ann Terrapins (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Fritzport Midshipmen - established 1908, based in Fritzport, Altamasstachia

b) - Romansville Rumblers - established 1918, based in Romansville, Altamasstachia

St. Kenneth Swashbucklers (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Middleyork Haymakers - established 1925, based in Middleyork, Altamasstachia

b) - Raymond Outlook Serpents - established 1928, based in Raymond Outlook, Altamasstachia

Surrey Trendsetters (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Brashear Railsplitters - established 1916, based in Brashear, Altamasstachia

b) - Enon Hordesmen - established 1920, based in Enon, Altamasstachia

Wetsitburrell Arsenal (these teams compete in the Southern Altamasstachia Flying Aces League)

a) - Celestial Gardens Cosmonauts - established 1930, based in Celestial Gardens, Altamasstachia

b) - Steinway Darts - established 1928, based in Steinway, Altamasstachia